New...fb & whatsapp status...


1) mana ki bahut marte honge tujh pe..lekin main to tere sath jeena chahta hu...|

2)Mere do hi shok purane hai ek bullet ki sabari dusra rayfal ho bhari baaki bhar me jaaye duniya saari...|

3)  Dekhate hai logo ko 12 th me 95% aate hai.. Saala mera to utna mobile ka battery v charge nahi hota...|

4) Yaha sab kuch bikata hai mere dost..zara sambhal kar rehna q ki bechane waale to hawa v bech dete hai..gubbare me bhar ke...

5) Ek ladki ne mujh se kaha ki HANDSOM ho fir akele q ho..maine v keh diya sanskar pagli sanskar...|

6)Wo kehti thi tumahari zindagi jannat bana dungi.. Rotiyaan to gol banti nahi or maddm ka attitude to dekho...|

7). Zism to kiraye ka ghar hai..ek din khali karna parega...

8). Ache dost ko hamesa ruthane par manana chahiye q ki kamina humare saare elraaz jante hoye hai...

9) Maine v badal diye zindagi ke rule..jo yaad karega wo yaad rahega..|

10) You..love..me..
   You..hate..me..
    But..don't..play..with..me..|