Hindi whatsapp status....

1)  ooy pagli tujhe apne sakal pe itna ghamand hai to jaake apne adhar card ka photo dekh..|

2)  zindagi ki paribhasa khud se likhi jaati hai mere dost...|

 3) ek din usne ek azeeb sabal kar daala . marte mujh me po to jite kis ke liye ho..|

4)saala ek din FB pe nahi aaya to mere kamine dosto ko laga ki main mar to nahi gya....| i m back...+++

5)ek insaan tab haar jaata hai jab wo apni haar swikaar kar leta hai...|

6) ladkiyon ki soch hoti hai ki koi acha ladka uska bf bane ..par ye nahi pata ki ladka acha hoga to aisa kiyon karega...|

7) khubsurat aksar ladkiyaan hoti hai.. Ladke khukhar hi ache lagte hai..|

8) kehte hai ladki hasi to fasi but ye galat hai..  Ye hona chahiye hasi to fasa kiyon ki koi ladki hasti hai to fasta ladka hi hai..|

9) khud status banane ka usul hai humara kiyon ki sher ka jhuta shikar to kutte bhi chatte hai...| 

10) hasino ko aate hai kya- kya bahane khuda v na jaane to hum kaise jaane...|